NICK = EPIC?

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This one time Nick took on 3 grizzly bears with only a paper clip, and kicked all their asses!

[Idioticbunny]

This one time, Nick, being the awesome man he is, rained pure gold down from the heavens and created earth.

He then created God, for it is Nicks son that we worship.

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This one time, with Nick being the valiant and noble hero that he is stepped up to face earths greatest challenge, mackin foo, and when everything looked grim nick dug into the inner most depths of his power to transform into his ultimate form super guido 3, with a richer tone tan, darker sunglasses, and hair that is unexplainable, and he saved the earth once more from the tacky taste of mackin foo.

[Idioticbunny]

This one time, Nick was SO hungry, that he decided to eat thousands upon millions of Bhut Jolokia peppers, the worlds hottest peppers, for lunch.

He then went on to refuse a drink of milk, shit pure molten lava, and then have sex with your mom.